I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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