i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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