So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
