By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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