So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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