And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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