once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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