You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Who died my cat blue again?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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