Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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