why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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