I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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