FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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