The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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