even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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