eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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