forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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