Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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