Don't make out with my wife yet
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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