please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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