He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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