I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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