do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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