Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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