so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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