I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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