How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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