margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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