I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my being single is dangerous.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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