You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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