god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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