The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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