just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
