Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She even gives head with a lisp.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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