If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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