Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
