I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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