Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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