i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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