My hand turned me down
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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