Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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