whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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