just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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