I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Randomize
