I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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