doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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