Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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