you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
