Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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