He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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