remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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