At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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