i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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