dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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